Betty White hosted SNL this past Saturday. I don't think I've seen an older lady abused this much since that lyin old bag on the Titantic. Now I will say this about Bets...for her to take on hosting a degenerative show like SNL and stay up past 11:30 as she pushes 90, that says a lot about her. Most folks her age if they make it that far make it 5 minutes into a Password Plus rerun before they fall asleep. To be willing to humiliate yourself for a crowd that only knows you as that ol' Snickers lady takes a lot of balls, something SNL seemed to have missing since 1979. This is a lady with 6 Emmys over a 44-year period and the best thing the scriptwriters come up with is her screaming "ass" and "lesbian" 2000 times. "Ha ha ha...grandma said a cuss word. That's funny. Pass the Fiddle Faddle"
OK Satan, we're even now.
I guess the same people who like to laugh at old people cause, hey, they're old, are the same people who think Timberlake is funny cause he made that Dick In A Box video, which primarily is funny cause its parodying the shitty music he dumps out. (If you really think those Barry Gibb & Omeletville sketches are funny, please pass the drugs my way. Oh you have Down Syndrome....sorry)
But the worst part was that there was absolutely nothing original written in this episode. OK you can say that every week. But seriously, they recycled barely funny skits and brought back a bunch of old cast members to, what, make sure Betty didn't fall and break her hip? All they did was create some soft of laughless nursing home where you're bedpan is carried by Molly Shannon.
To have Betty White share a scene with Keenan Thompson is like clubbing a baby seal with newborn kitten. What did she do to deserve this? Fuck, what did I do to deserve this? Even worse there are chumsuckers like Ken "kneepads" Tucker from EW saying how wonderful it was. The next guest host on his wish list: MacGruber.
Ok Satan, now you owe me one
I hope when SNL comes calling again to try and get another rating boost like this, Betty takes a dump on Lorne Michaels' chest and wipes her ass with Justin Bieber. That's the way a classy lady does it.
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