Floyd Landis is an asshole.
If his name sounds familiar, its because he was deemed the winner of the Tour De France, the year Lance wasn't in it, in 2006. The French called bullshit on that one - Who iz ze douche on ze bike wis two balls?
If his name sounds familiar, its because he was deemed the winner of the Tour De France, the year Lance wasn't in it, in 2006. The French called bullshit on that one - Who iz ze douche on ze bike wis two balls?
So they tested him for doping, guess what? Positive! Floyd cried 'they hate me, I've been set up. Waaaaah!'. So they tested and tested and tested. And still got the same result. Floyd went on a rampage. I'm clean, he shouted. He asked people to donate money to him to help him and raised almost 1 million from people who believed he was innocent. And he really did have fans believe him. He even wrote a book called (not joking) Positively False where he talked about how everyone was against him and he didnt do anything wrong. If I was Lance Armstrong, this wouldn't happen, he whimpered.
Then like most liars, you get tired of living a lie and you run out of money legally protecting that lie. So yesterday, he finally admitted to doping for years.
I'm also a kick ass bird caller. Check it out.....Ok I lied about that too
I got a feeling this costume will make a comeback this year
You and I are totally doing the Tour de France this year
Floyd Landis: Grade A D-bag!